Recents in Beach

Uk votes yes for anti-vaxers to seabed plan

Drowning anti-vaxer

A shocking new YouGov poll has revealed that 97% of the adult population think anyone with anti-vaccine beliefs should be chained to large ventilator shaped rocks and thrown into the Bristol Channel.

A flustered Mandolin Buoy, 33 from Bath, gurgled to the Badger, “It’s poison, all poison! Don’t people realise they are being injected with Satan’s seeeeeeed (inaudible).”

William Rees-Mogg, MP, was delighted by the news, telling reporters, “Wonderful stuff. I haven’t felt this firm since the repeal of the Corn Laws.”