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UK Government Announces Christmas Hazmat Suits

Funny Christmas hazmat suit

Westminster - The UK government today announced the release of a range of Christmas Hazmat suits as part of its ongoing struggle to cope with the ever-worsening Coronavirus pandemic.

Branded the BozMatt™, health secretary Matt Hancock said that unlike the vaccine, the suits, which come in a range of festive colours, could be ordered online, had no deep-cold storage issues, were easy to administer, and required no additional distribution network.

“You will now be able to freely hug your loved ones this Christmas,” he told our reporters. “It’s quite inspired, if I say so myself, and before anyone leaks it to the Beeb, the fact that the domain BozMatt.com is owned by my mate Jim is a complete coincidence.”