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Vatican sues Italian government

Vatican priest holding money in church picture

Vatican City, Italy - The Vatican today announced its intention to sue the Italian government for loss of income.

Cardinal Gissamore Monet told the Badger, "It's all very well telling people to remain in their homes for health reasons, but there are huge consequences.  The Holy See unfortunately does not run on prayer alone and we rely on the faithful to attend Mass on a weekly basis and give generously as the Lord has commanded. God forbid we have to start selling some of our gold!"

The news follows the Italian government's recent (and some would say, premature) surrender of Italy in response to the Coronavirus outbreak.