Recents in Beach

Brexit Goes Viral

Man wrestling ferret in jungle picture

Boris Johnson’s circus of a government was in further turmoil this morning after China blamed the Coronavirus outbreak on a disgruntled British man who moved to Wuhan shortly after the UK left the EU.

Watwenhoo, a reporter for the China Daily Star, told the Badger, "This man came to China and very angry because no longer European.

All A-OK but then man caught in local forest licking rats and dancing around like crazy Korean shouting about Brexit plague. Next day we all had bad virus."

It was later reported that when police raided the man’s flat they recovered a half burnt Union Jack, a crude voodoo doll of Priti Patel and a dead ferret he had been using as a loofah.