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Bank Of England To Print Loo Paper

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London, UK - Bank of England governor, Andrew Cistern-Bailey, today announced his intention to bolster the plopping UK economy by printing toilet paper.

"The current nationwide shortage of toilet paper in the UK is what's driving the recent plunge in our economy," he told the Badger. "It's time to do our part, to wipe this mess from our memory, and restore a clean sheet. We have fully-functioning printing presses and quality paper, so we clearly have a roll to play."