Recents in Beach

No Man United

Man United Coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer photo

Manchester United slipped into further crisis yesterday after it was claimed they had kidnapped a Norwegian school boy and forced him into hard labour.

Erin Lockenkey, of the Anti-child Slavery League, told the Badger “Child labour is a worldwide problem, and this is an appalling case. Being forced to work for long hours, without the required skills and with no hope of success, is just awful.

Just look into his eyes - he’s lost and confused. That’s what being 38 points behind Liverpool feels like, especially when you're twelve years old and missing your parents.”