Recents in Beach

Never Walk Alone

Lonely Liverpool FC fan sitting in Anfield stadium

A Liverpool fan was held in a secure unit yesterday after phoning into a local radio station to express how devastated he felt after ‘walking alone’ on multiple occasions.

A tearful Brian Loveless told the Badger, ”It kept happening. I went to the shops alone, the swimming pool alone, even the red light district alone. I wake up in the morning alone. I even go to the toilet on my own.

The club said this would never happen. They even sing a song about it every game.  It’s all lies, terrible lies!”

His doctor later told us, ”It could be worse, he could have been a West Ham fan: blowing bubbles 24/7, damaging breathing, health, and costing a small fortune.”