President Donald Trump today announced that as of midnight, March 1st, 2020, America will start driving on the left hand side.
"This is a revolutionary move," said Elaine Change, US Secretary of Transport, to our reporters. "It will strengthen our relationship with post-Brexit Europe. We anyways never really liked driving on the right - it just feels all wrong."
The migration will be phased over two weeks in order to minimise disruption, prioritised by engine size.
