Recents in Beach

Chernobyl Paper Mache Dome Shocker

Chernobyl stripper dance picture

Russia faced world ire this morning after a whistleblower revealed that increasing spikes in radioactivity at the Chernobyl Nuclear Dome were due to a series of unforgivable shortcuts taken during its construction.

Mia Earsdropov, a former engineer on the Chernobyl New Safe Confinement (NSC) project told the Badger, “We had billions of rouble in the budget but most of it was wasted on chess, vodka, strippers and sun block.

Only three quarters of the dome was built to spec. The back section is just paper-mache, mud and white paint. That’s why you only see photos from the front. It’s like a cowboy in a pair of seatless chaps.”