Recents in Beach

Vagrant Rising

Eyebrows were raised yesterday after a homeless woman with a keen passion for aerial gymnastics legally changed her name from Julie Baghome to Tramp Eileen.

Eileen told the Badger, “I’ve wanted this all my life. It’s put such a spring in my step and the sky's the limit! It’s made all those years of scrounging and expensive personal training worthwhile.

Family and friends kept saying I should do something useful with my MBA but I love to trampoline and I enjoy being a dosser. I’m pretty lazy and like free stuff.”