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Sir David Attenborough Nuclear Devastation Picture

Eco-warriors across the globe reacted in horror this morning after a new report has claimed that Sir David Attenborough is responsible for over 70% of the world’s climate change.

Dr Clammy Fishticker, author of the report, told the Badger,” Away from the camera he, over a 50 year period, has bought up swathes of oil rigs, power stations, plastic factories and landfills.

He wanted to f*ck up the planet so he could make all those nice TV shows about how terrible things were, and how he could make things better.

For the record, he’s not the only one. The UK Green Party own a string of copper mines in Africa. And Greta Thunberg owns most of Iran’s uranium.”