Recents in Beach

Man who identifies as Superman plummets to his death

Superperson suicide cartoon picture

John Shenagigan, vocal diversity advocate, died today in Belfast after jumping off the 279ft Obel Tower dressed in his famous knitted superperson outfit.

"It's a tragedy for the family and the wider diversity community," said Faggot McGee, chairthing of the group Irish Diversity In Our Time (IDIOT). "He/she/they/it/yomama took a brave stand for our right to identify as whatever we feel is right for us - a true superhero."

John leaves behind his partner Mary, who likes to be known as Butch on Sundays, and their two offspring, Thing A and Thing B, who have yet to decide what they are.