John Shenagigan, vocal diversity advocate, died today in Belfast after jumping off the 279ft Obel Tower dressed in his famous knitted superperson outfit.
"It's a tragedy for the family and the wider diversity community," said Faggot McGee, chairthing of the group Irish Diversity In Our Time (IDIOT). "He/she/they/it/yomama took a brave stand for our right to identify as whatever we feel is right for us - a true superhero."
John leaves behind his partner Mary, who likes to be known as Butch on Sundays, and their two offspring, Thing A and Thing B, who have yet to decide what they are.