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Trump Receives WI World's Greatest Twat Award 2019

Trump Women's Institute Award Ceremony

Upper Buttley, UK - Donald Trump, 45th president of the United States, has been voted to be this year's World's Greatest Twat, by the British Women's Institute.

"It's not an honour we give out lightly," said Tamara Feelgood, director of the Institute, to our reporters, "but President Trump has, and continues to, demonstrate the values we at the WI hold so dearly.  The competition was very closely contested this year, and he had to beat off the likes of Nigel Farage, Ricky Gervais and RuPaul to win.  We're so very proud of him."

President Trump accepted the award in person and gave a rousing speech about the importance of women to the future of windmills.