Recents in Beach

Trump Miracle

Photo of Trump's face in a bowl of soup

Fish Creek, Wisconsin - The face of Donald Trump has miraculously appeared in a bowl of pumpkin soup, according to local resident Marie Meplees. The forty-two year old mother of six said, "Praise Jesus.  It's a sign from Heaven that our great president is the man of God we always knew he was. We were so excited that we just had to tell everybody. We spoke to a lovely man from the Catholic Church up in Madison, a Cardinal Rich Loo, who said the Holy See would be investigating the matter fully. Can you imagine if they made the President a saint?"

Indeed, now THAT would be a miracle.