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HM Prison Belmarsh In Lockdown

HM Belmarsh prison escape picture

Thamesmead, London - HM Prison Belmarsh is in lockdown after six members of the prison knitting club escaped using a 20 meter woollen scarf.

Rob Davis OBE, governor of the prison, told the Badger, "We didn't suspect a thing.  We pride ourselves on having the finest prison knitting club in the country, and there's usually a flurry of activity in the run-up to Christmas as our clients knit presents for loved ones. It's such a shame really - we're a really tightknit community here at Belmarsh."

Police have asked the public to be on the lookout for a particularly warm and festive-looking group of men wandering around south-east London.