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Flu Vaccine Causes Polo Outbreak

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Richmond, London - An outbreak of polo has struck private health clinics across London following a suspected faulty batch of flu vaccine imported from the USA.   Doctors are working closely with the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) to monitor the situation.

The general public are advised to remain indoors while large groups of marauding polo players plague London's green parks.  Parliament has been suspended until further notice.