Recents in Beach

Mountain Jew Labour

The Labour party today denied reports of a sponsorship deal with Mountain Jew, the non-alcoholic syrup produced by Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy.  The deal was allegedly struck in an effort to counter recent fierce accusations from chief rabbi Ephraim Mirvis saying that Jeremy Corbyn had so far failed to tackle anti-Semitism in his party.

Labour party spokesperson Rachael Maskell said: "We may look like idiots, but we'd never stoop to something like this.  Unlike our Jewish friends, it's not all about the money, even if the deal is sweet."