Recents in Beach

Joel Osteen Convicted

Joel osteen convicted of murder

At the City of London Magistrates Court today, Joel Osteen was convicted of first-degree murder of his wife and sentenced to life imprisonment.   This follows his arrest last month in London, following reports of strange noises at his Savoy penthouse suite, and the mysterious disappearance of his wife, Victoria.

Osteen, who is a devout Christian and pastor of the Lakewood Megachurch, burst into tears at the conviction, shouting that he was innocent, and that his wife had been raptured by the Lord Jesus.

The Defence was unable to provide any evidence in support of this claim.