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Jeremy Corbyn interview picture

The reappearance of a doddery old man who, again failed to answer questions or apologise about the Labour party’s track record on anti-Semitism during an ITV interview, has led to a swift response from senior Labour spokesman, Ricky Maskell.

“It’s all a simple misunderstanding.  He thought he was being asked about juice.  He really, really hates juice.  Any type of juice. Orange.  Mango.  Pineapple.  You name it, he hates it.  Loathes it with a passion.  But he loves Jews, every one of them.  He’d give them a big lovely hug, as long as they weren’t packing a carton of Tropicana - even if they can all afford it.”