sport
Vagrant Rising
Eyebrows were raised yesterday after a homeless woman with a keen passion for aeria…
society
Chart Topping
Matt Hancock came under fire yesterday after the Health Secretary announced a black…
society
Farmer Outrage as Giant Mountain of Sh*t Mistaken for Fallout 76
A farmer from Ohio was left apoplectic yesterday after a enormous pile of animal fa…
society
Squids In
The House of Commons descended into chaos yesterday after Boris Johnson wrestled …
society
Sir Crisis Moment
Eco-warriors across the globe reacted in horror this morning after a new report has…
society
Save The Wail
An extinction rebellion activist was left inconsolable yesterday, after discovering…
society
Man who identifies as Superman plummets to his death
John Shenagigan, vocal diversity advocate, died today in Belfast after jumping off …
society
Lesbian Nut Job Claims Giant Rock Ruined Everything
Renowned lesbian activist and half-arsed astronomer, Henny Backwater, shocked the w…
politics
Disco Inferno
The worlds of music and politics were in a state of shared disbelief yesterday afte…
